Photo reblogged from COLE STRYKER
I dropped Nick off on the side of a street. Turns out the side of the street was a BUS LANE and a cop comes out of nowhere and blasts me with a giant ticket!
I WAS IN THE LANE FOR UNDER TEN SECONDS AND HE ACCUSED ME OF “DRIVING” IN THE BUS LANE I MEAN WTF NEW YORK I HAVEN’T EVEN BEEN HERE FOR ONE DAY AND THIS?!
Seriously, can I dream of beating this? They had five cars lined up, all getting tickets so obv they are just squatting there to meet their monthly ticket quota.
Also, is anyone in New York interested in a 2003 Chevy Malibu w/ <45K miles in good condish? I’m just done with this. I’m DONE.
As the Streets once said, “It was supposed to be so EEEEEEEEEEEzzzzzzzzzzz.” Sorry about the ticket, man.
Source: stryker