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21st October 2011

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Moment of Truth: Obligatory Unpatriotic Paycheck-related Post →

mattmoment:

Last month I sold $81,000 in ukuleles and tiny drum sets. In this economy, that’s no mean feat.

My commission of that (I don’t mind sharing) was $5282.03

Last night, my bank account received a deposit of $3778.06

I am not, I repeat *not*, a “raise my taxes lose my vote” person. I’m all about…

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13th June 2010

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22nd April 2010

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lookatthisfuckinghipster:

“Maybe you should search harder.”

Lawl forever.

lookatthisfuckinghipster:

“Maybe you should search harder.”

Lawl forever.

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19th April 2010

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@stryker @mattmoment - you know you wish you had found this at Goodwill today.  YOU KNOW THIS.

@stryker @mattmoment - you know you wish you had found this at Goodwill today.  YOU KNOW THIS.

14th April 2010

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HERES A HANDY TIP FOR NOT FORGETTING ABOUT DRE, JUST WRITE IN YUOR MOLESKINE ‘REMEMBER TO PICK UP DR DRE ON WAY HOME FROM WORK’ #TWURT

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14th April 2010

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Hipsters don't believe in the census. →

lookatthisfuckinghipster:

“What’s the point to be counted if you dont count for much anyway?”

I have never literally facepalmed at my generation so hard in my life.  I’m pretty sure that zombie Thomas Jefferson just rose from the grave and blew his own brains out.

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13th April 2010

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nickdouglas:

Would Dave McClure’s rant about cashing in on location-based services work if it didn’t look like Time Cube? Irrelevant! Because it does.

TEACH THE CONTROVERSY

nickdouglas:

Would Dave McClure’s rant about cashing in on location-based services work if it didn’t look like Time Cube? Irrelevant! Because it does.

TEACH THE CONTROVERSY

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12th April 2010

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To all who operate cash registers: PLEASE give back the bills folded as origami swans, THEN stack the coins neatly in my palm from biggest to smallest.
Reddit (via nickdouglas)

BREAKING: An unknown reddit user has become self-aware, apparently noting that he/she might be perceived as an asshole in a social situation.  More on this as the story develops.

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8th April 2010

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I <3 pith.

“Properly understood, Christianity is by no means the opiate of the people.  It’s more like the smelling salts.” - Tim Keller, The Prodigal God.

Speaking as someone who doesn’t really read/find worthwhile a lot of books you would find in Christian bookstores, I do have to highly recommend this one.  I find it pretty easy to read and engaging; Keller writes with a humble honesty that I think does much to disarm potential opponents within and without the modern church.  The book is available on google books, and I recommend reading at least the first chapter as an excellent “worldview” tool, as some of my GCC professors might’ve said.

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1st April 2010

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Having trouble relating to friends enemies anyone at all?  Put a dent in Bob Dylan&#8217;s discography; he probably wrote a song about something similar sometime somewhere.  AUTOTUNE YOUR LIFE.But yeah, Dylan&#8217;s quite the songwriter.  That&#8217;s perhaps my favorite album of his I&#8217;ve listened to as an album, but Lord knows that I&#8217;m quite grateful for all the songs Mike M. burned for me some time ago.  I suppose I have Mike to thank in part for my expectations that I&#8217;d be approximately an adult-shaped version of James by about this point in my life.  Not to bring up &#8220;daddy issues,&#8221; because who doesn&#8217;t have some kind or another, but I don&#8217;t always know what to say to my dad; perhaps we&#8217;re too similar in some ways?  But it was nice to sort of have Mike be a surrogate dad in some ways; he often let me use his workshop for projects with his sons and would give me advice when I was lost in a rough patch or just asking for a recommendation on some software to download.  All that to say, Mike and I have lost touch a bit, and since my dad (also named Mike) got another year older recently, I wonder how to relate to Mike M. these days?Anyway, if you want to throw me the cover of your favorite Dylan album, I&#8217;ll let people photo reply, so long as it doesn&#8217;t warrant the Look of Disapproval.

Having trouble relating to friends enemies anyone at all?  Put a dent in Bob Dylan’s discography; he probably wrote a song about something similar sometime somewhere.  AUTOTUNE YOUR LIFE.

But yeah, Dylan’s quite the songwriter.  That’s perhaps my favorite album of his I’ve listened to as an album, but Lord knows that I’m quite grateful for all the songs Mike M. burned for me some time ago.  I suppose I have Mike to thank in part for my expectations that I’d be approximately an adult-shaped version of James by about this point in my life.  Not to bring up “daddy issues,” because who doesn’t have some kind or another, but I don’t always know what to say to my dad; perhaps we’re too similar in some ways?  But it was nice to sort of have Mike be a surrogate dad in some ways; he often let me use his workshop for projects with his sons and would give me advice when I was lost in a rough patch or just asking for a recommendation on some software to download.  All that to say, Mike and I have lost touch a bit, and since my dad (also named Mike) got another year older recently, I wonder how to relate to Mike M. these days?

Anyway, if you want to throw me the cover of your favorite Dylan album, I’ll let people photo reply, so long as it doesn’t warrant the Look of Disapproval.

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